You must be scratching your head wondering why I would name this post, βThe WORST Tony Atlas Interview Youβll Ever Seeβ. Well, the answer isβ¦because it simply is. For those who donβt know, the WWE Hall of Famer recently published and released his own book, Tony Atlas: Too Fast, Too Soon, which documents his entire career, personal life, battles with drugs, demons and fetishes, and his rise and fall both personally and professionally.
Now from what I understand, the book is a decent read. Have I personally read it yet? Absolutely not. You think I have time to sit around and read wrestlers complain about the business and how they were the best in their day but drugs and hookers cost them their career? Anyway, back to the point β Tony is a great guy and Iβm sure that in these hard financial times, he has to do what anyone in his position has to do to survive (including selling a copy of the book to Jim Ross for twenty bucksβ¦and from what I hear, Good Olβ JR hasnβt read it either). But when video director (me) approaches you (Tony) to do an interview to discuss your career, the answer to the questions canβt all be a cheap plug for your book. Even worse β the answers have to be somewhat remotely close to the topic of the question I asked in the first place.
You think Iβm ribbing you , huh? Well perhaps we should let the video speak for itselfβ¦.But before I do β let me just clarify that in way does this mean that the video sucks. Trust me, if this video looked like it was created by a nutless monkey, I wouldnβt allow my name to be attached to it. I guess they call it the magic in editing. Itβs amazing what you can do in post production to polish a turd.
Ok, okβ¦ So did you get a good enough laugh out of that one?β¦.Well, thereβs more!!!
See itβs common knowledge that Tony Atlas has a massive foot fetish. Now when I say massive, I donβt mean he likes big feet. I mean Tony has an extensive collection of photos and videos of feet and shoes. He also like women to walk on his face β yeah, I said it. He literally likes women of all shapes and sizes to literally stand on his face! Now Iβve heard of all sorts of kinky things and what some freaks like to do with feet, but Iβm still a little confused as to how a man of Tonyβs size gets his rocks off with women standing on his face. Wouldnβt it just be easier to get married? Then you can have a woman walk all over you and your pride all the time!
Hereβs the proof in living color of Tony Atlas getting his face used as a step stool for some random woman at the MMA Expo in Atlantic City.
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